Life

I will Slap you, in your sleep!!

11 Jun 2014, Posted by Luelue Korrell in Comedy, Life

When I was in college, I had a roommate that used to talk in her sleep. Some nights I would purposely stay up longer than her, hoping to catch one of her sleep talking episodes. Sometimes, she would just mumble or blurt out random things regarding her love life. My roommate used to date a guy name James, James was an amazing lover based off of her sleep talking. The first time I heard her talking in her sleep, she was saying “Oh, James! Stop it James! That feels so good James!” I just laid in my bed, thinking to myself  “This chic better NOT be in here screwing while I’m in here sleeping!”  I laid there for a few minutes before I heard her starting to snore. Now, I’m sitting straight up in my bed, like what the hell…

Boondocks is Back, who’s going to be watching???

04 Apr 2014, Posted by Luelue Korrell in Comedy, Life

I have mixed emotions about the return of my favorite controversial cartoon Boondocks.  Huey, Riley, and Grandpa will be returning for their fourth and final season on April 21st , without their original creator Aaron McGruder.  This is some ol Bull shit, I feel some type of way knowing that the characters will not have the same ole wit, intelligence and insight that Aaron poured into each character.   Some say they will not watch knowing that Aaron was not involved in producing this season. I’m going to at least watch a few episodes, to see how they attempt to pull it off without Aaron. It’s like spying on your babysitter to see how they treat your kids. So, yes, I will be watching.  Plus, I am a fan of Regina King, John Witherspoon and Cedric Yarbrough.  I will also be…

You going to the store looking like that?!

07 Mar 2014, Posted by Luelue Korrell in Fashion, Life

PAUSE! PAUSE! PAUSE! PAUSE! PAUSE! PAUSE! You going to the store looking like that?! “I’ll be right back, I’m just going to run to the store real quick! I’m not trying to meet nobody! I don’t care, if anybody sees me like this. My baby needs some milk and pampers!” LADIES!!!!! You should NEVER leave the house with a shower cap OR wave cap OR the mesh wrap with the Velcro closure OR sleep cap with the elastic band that ruffles at the bottom, OR the satin scarf regardless if it matches your jogging suit or not! Too many of us women think it is OK. I’ve even been guilty of doing it from time to time…..however, no matter how many “YOU OUGHT TO BE SHAME, FOR COMING OUT THE HOUSE LOOKING LIKE THAT” looks we give each other, Yall still…

Follow your dreams

29 Jan 2014, Posted by Luelue Korrell in Life

When I graduated from high school, I had no idea as to what I wanted to major in, in college. I didn’t even know if I wanted to go to college. At 17 years old, all I wanted to do was run my mouth and make people laugh. But my father, Bennie wasn’t going for that. “What you want to do, stay in Saginaw, have a bunch of babies and get on welfare? Or go to college and get a degree?” Bennie said.  I couldn’t dare have said I wanted to just fuck and have babies, that wouldn’t have ended well for me. So I enrolled into college and moved to Atlanta.  When people would ask me what was my major, I would say “comedy” and everybody would laugh. I really wanted to do comedy. I wanted to make people…